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Saturday, October 30, 2004

that jon stewart guy is everywhere

He's on Comedy Central's Daily Show with Jon Stewart, he's at the top of the bestseller list with America: Democracy Inaction, and the night before the Vice Presedential debates he was on Fresh Air with Terry Gross.

I think the best part of the whole thing was the following (snagged from this which evidently got it from Nexis, which I have to admit I have never in my life used, primarily because it isn't free).

DAVIES: Right. So, Democrats, be warned, your day is coming if you win.

Mr. STEWART: Well, they're not going to win until the Rapture. You know, the interesting thing is, when the Rapture comes and all the believers are sucked up into heaven, that's, I believe, when the Democrats will retake the House and the Senate.

DAVIES: Wow, that's a long time to wait.

Mr. STEWART: But even then, they'll probably have a fight with the Green Party.

lie girls

Here's a funny political spoof of those late-night chat-line commercials: Lie Girls

More from Rolling Stone

If you've never taken a peek, click on this and look at www.rollingstone.com.

It's a music industry type publication with an entertainment and culture type slant, but it's also fairly political. This is nothing new, really, just probably not what everyone thinks of when they hear "Rolling Stone" because they picture all those cover photos of rock stars.

One of the most interesting authors of our time (and I'm calling it "our time" because he has written during my lifetime and still isn't dead yet) is Hunter S. Thompson (see The Great Thompson Hunt or his interview with Salon or a list of his books at Amazon) who wrote Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (see series in Las Vegas Sun or this site dedicated to the movie). Before it was a movie, it was a book, and before it was a book, Fear and Loathing was originally published in series of Rolling Stone pieces.

Fear and Loathing is a very interesting work in itself, but it's primarily concerned with a bygone era. However, Dr. Thompson is still alive and writing and obviously still opinionated and not afraid to say what's on his mind. He does so in his own inimitable fashion in Fear and Loathing 2004.

Also of interest is the current cover of Rolling Stone which features John Kerry the week before election day. I looked back at some of the past covers (which due to the subject matter and quality of photography is an interesting pasttime in itself), and didn't notice and George W. Bush covers.

There is a possible pattern in the cover series... Interspersed with all the rock and move stars, there are covers of Howard Dean in February, Doonesbury is pictured and Bill Clinton has a big headline in August, Michael Moore in September, "Rockin Rebels" including the Dixie Chicks on the October 14 cover, followed by John Stewart on the October 28 cover and finally John Kerry on the November 11 cover.

I am just hoping that the folks at Rolling Stone aren't already planning on featuring Bush the following week after winning the 04 election!

Yes, let's just come on out and say it... I voted for Kerry and I hope to God he wins!!

And apparently some folks at the Rolling Stone feel the same way, since this article is openly pro-Kerry: John Kerry for President

Lest this entire blog turn into a big list of photos, I'll point out that Rolling Stone has an entire section of their website devoted to Politics.

It ain't Newsweek or Time, of course... and in many ways that's a good thing. In an era when the people reading USA Today know less about current events than viewers of Comedy Central's The Daily Show, it's good to know that there are other alternative news sources that are doing a good job of it.

These alternative news sources, that do not consider themselves news sources, are much more interesting to read, possibly because if you don't have to concern yourself with being a fair and balanced news organization, you can really say what you think, balance or current administration be damned!

If you want to go a step further without actually reading mindless party propaganda or candidate's own website, you'll probably have to read Playboy, or better yet Penthouse or Hustler. Yes, they do all have articles (in the print versions, that is, although Playboy does offer editorial content online), and some of them actually transcend the quality of the photographic subject matter (which is actually pretty good in Playboy, much less so in Penthouse and, sorry, Hustler I'm afraid to pick up altogether).

If you're not into print or the Internet, I'd say NPR is probably the best place to get your news.

Not that anyone asked me. But that's what blogs are for, right?

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[also fished out of the sent-mail]

Blogger feeling better

I think the blogger servers feel a bit better now.

I think I can even post by email again.

#end

[no such luck, actually; this one was fished out of
my sent-mail and posted with the web interface]

Thursday, October 28, 2004

what's going on

I don't understand why my blog isn't updating even though I have
sent several email entries.

I also don't understand why I have set my blog preferences for
7 days to be displayed yet entries going back to October 3 still
appear on the main blog page.

What gives, blogger people??

[retrieved from my sent-mail and posted manually... also the
last several posts finally made it up, but I edited the time
and date on them because they were off by... well, let's just
say a LOT.]

i know i sound like a broken record...



..but if you are an American citizen...


PLEASE VOTE!!



And let's just hope situations like this are purely fictitious: touch-screen voting

By the way, if you are experiencing any confustion over who's
the biggest liar in this election, please take a look at FactCheck.org.

I voted early today and I was pleased to see a good turn-out
even though it is "just" the early voting. It took an hour
to get through the line and back out the door, but it was
totally worth it.

Democracy ain't easy folks. But it's the best system in
the world.

Now if we could just get rid of that damn electoral system,
we could really do ourselves a favor. Seriously, why should
some votes get aggregated to count more than others?

One person, one vote--in my mind it's just that simple.

Or, at least, it should be.

weird election observation for the day

This is a weird snippet comparing Republicans and Democrats, from Rolling Stone

Wednesday, October 27, 2004


I donated blood last week and look what has happened to my cholesterol over the past 7 months! Good thing I recently cleaned up our weight room and started exercising! Posted by Hello

obscurity diminished ever so slightly

Who Links Here

Woohoo!!

MSN actually lists www.jiffener.com and the "recently updated"
entries compiled by blogger.

Monday, October 25, 2004

in other news, jiffener is annoyed

At whom is jiffener annoyed? Wal-Mart, for refusing to sell Jon
Stewart's book America:

Wal-Mart Nixes Stewart's America

Actually, this particular story doesn't cause me to be as irritated at Wal-mart as I was earlier today when I called the Wal-Mart corporation a bunch of thought-controlling censoring bastards. I think I had just read this or something like it.

I actually feel a little less annoyed now that I've contemplated a bit. Everyone that sells anything has the right to evaluate what they want to buy, and pick and choose what they then want to sell. What is annoying is that the standards seem pretty goofy. Basically, if I was making those decisions at Wal-Mart, the shelves would hold some very different selections.

Regardless, it turns out that you can still buy it at Walmart.com. So they aren't completely making it unavailable, they are just not displaying it on their shelves, which is not totally out of character for them--it's not like they have an adult DVD section or sell Swank at their stores.

So, basically, I'm not sure what the point of this post was.

But anyway, it's a pretty funny book, and I recommend it. I ordered it from Amazon.com.

Still, I could be incited to rebel once again from my mainstream consumerist bargain hunting tendencies and shop elsewhere if it turned out that Wal-Mart wasn't selling, oh, I don't know, maybe DIXIE CHICKS CD's??

I don't even want to know right now. My blood pressure is high enough as it is.

speech-o-matic

terror alert status

Terror Alert <br />Level


Is this not the cutest thing?

Sunday, October 24, 2004

Ignorance is Bush (Supporters)

The Separate Realities of Bush and Kerry Supporters
by The Program on International Policy Attitudes (PIPA)

This leads me to think that either (a) Bush followers do not
get any news, or they get crappy news, or (b) Bush followers
are stupid. Nothing can be done about (b), but I think the
press should be attacking (a) with a vengeance. So often in
this country, important stuff is underreported while absolute
crap dominates the headlines.

Sometimes I wish we had something more like BBC, only with
accents that didn't put skittish, unsophisticated, unworldly,
isolationist, or imperialist American people off.

Notice careful avoidance of the word "pig" in that sentence.

It wasn't easy.

Friday, October 22, 2004

Get Off The Internet And Vote!

Yes, you!! Do it!!
getofftheinternetandvote.com

My Idea for the Battleground States

I think Bush and Kerry need to play Laser Tag to determine who takes each dramatically-named "BATTLEGROUND STATE".

Thursday, October 21, 2004

JOHN Kerry? I thought I was voting for JIM Carrey!!

I wonder if we'll be seeing headlines like these anytime soon.

I doubt it, but it would be funny.

I Miss The Dixie Chicks

And I think it's a terrible shame that while our guys are overseas dying to protect America and preserve freedom, local radio stations have blacklisted the Dixie Chicks because Natalie Maines was bold enough to actually speak her mind.  I don't care what she said or where she said it, this is a form of censorship, and it stinks.  Our entire society is based on the freedom to say what you want, whether people like it or not.  If an administration is so weak that it can't take a little criticism, maybe someone isn't suited for their job in the first place.

I haven't heard much about the Dixie Chicks lately because here in the DFW area, none of the country stations play their songs.  The only place I have heard a Dixie Chicks song broadcast or playing publicly in the past year has been at Saltgrass.  Hooray Saltgrass!  I am impressed that you did not cave in to pressure (if there was any--and there probably was) to remove the Dixie Chicks from your restaurant's play list.  Never heard of Saltgrass? Well check out their website:  http://www.saltgrass.com/

Anyway, what I was getting around to is that although I haven't heard much from them lately, they aren't just sitting around doing nothing.  Notably, they have their own Rock the Vote campaign called "Chicks Rock, Chicks Vote", which you can check out with the following link:  http://www.rockthevote.com/crcv/index.php

This is a good thing.

For other news and information about what's up with the Dixie Chicks, check out these links:

Sunday, October 17, 2004


Jiffener's Blog Still a Sparkling Monument of Obscurity Posted by Hello


before the spikes, there were just... tines. Posted by Hello

funnier face(s)

(caution: contains spikes)


I think I might finally be getting somewhere in the quest for funner, more spikier hair. Take a look.



funny faces

Patrick and the squirrels and I each made jack o'lanterns. We rock, man!!





Sunday, October 03, 2004

this is the last one, i promise (for today)

If you are near a water dragon when its sad, it will begin to rain...

Your a water Dragon! Congrats! Like ice dragons, you are extremly powerful, but
show it more often. You are a leader, and like to speak your opinion. AND, you are
charming, swift, and great at dancing, you enjoy getting stuck in the rain, playing
with friends, and swimming anywhere! Wat-ER you wating for?




What elemental dragon are you?


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Another quiz

Greatest gun ever! Feel special. Beautiful and reliable <br />but can still scare the living bejesus outta anyone.

Sig Sauer
P226. Greatest gun ever! Feel special.
Beautiful and reliable but can
still scare the
living bejesus outta anyone.



What handgun are you?


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And mermaids don't even have toes!

ex 12

You're a mermaid. The stereotypical mermaid
had a long, fish-like tail that blended with the human torso at
the hips and almost white skin with red hair or some off color like
green or blue. They were the most fantastic singers and the siren
type of mermaids would lure sailors with their lovely lullaby into
dangerous rocks. They were mostly harmless and peacefull and they
were content to simply sit on the beach combing their hair or in the
water playing with friends. They never wore clothes and
were always women. They were sweet and a little deciteful at
times.




What Mystical Creature Are You?
(Pictures)

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Time to shave my toes

h
oooh i can hear it now, concerning hobbits.
You happily Rule over the Shire, taking the kindly
position of mayor(while stuffin a few pies down
yer gullet). Hobbits are your prime concern
though, especially catching up with the latest
gossip. and it is your job as mayor to see it done!


Which Middle Earth City do you Rule?


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Friday, October 01, 2004

photos and such

Part I: jiffener has a curly hair day

Part II: patrick cleaned his study this week